Mold and/or Mildew and the M Word

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WE ARE.  Indoor Atmospheric Alchemists

Let’s unpack this title by exploring some definitions…

Indoor

1. 1. occurring, used, etc., in a house or building, rather than out of doors: indoor games.

Atmospheric

1. 1. pertaining to, existing in, or consisting of the atmosphere: atmospheric vapors.
   2. caused by, produced by, or operated on by the atmosphere: atmospheric storms.

Alchemist

a person who is versed in or practices alchemy

1. 1. any magical power or process of transmuting a common substance, usually of little value, into a substance of great value.  “ I take water and water vapor( common substance)  from where it is not wanted and place it somewhere it is accepted and charge money (great value) for the magic”

SYNONYMS FOR ALCHEMIST

charmer

noun

1. 1. a person claiming or seeming to have magical powers. “where did the water go”?

enchanter

noun

1. 1. a person who enchants or delights.
   2. a magician; sorcerer.

magician

1. 1. a person who is skilled in magic; sorcerer. ( water damage mitigator) Water Bender, Air Bender

seer

1. 1. a person who sees; observer.  “Certified Indoor Environmental Consultant” lots of observation required
   2. a person who prophesies future events; prophet:  If you don’t dry this out the mold remediation will cost a fortune!